Day after day I’m being asked the same questions which one would think men would have better sense than to ask, but obviously don’t.

My ‘favorite’ one is, “Are you clean?” Now, think about this for a minute; do you honestly think I won’t be? And if you’re dealing with a streetwalker, do you honestly think she’ll tell you the truth if she isn’t? Just keep your eyes open and be as scrupulous as we are with condoms and you won’t have to waste your time with this pointless question.

Then there’s, “What’s your real name?” If I wanted you to have it, don’t you think I would have given it to you? Again, pointless.

Another such question is, “Is this legal?” How the hell am I supposed to answer that? I mean really! “No, I’m a criminal?”

An even worse (and unfortunately far more common) one is, “What do I get for my money?”

Other senseless questions includes, “How many men have you seen today?” or “Are you married?” or “Has anyone ever hurt you?” Maybe the real answers would turn you on, but they might also turn you off.

Don’t ask rude, stupid, pointless or prying questions, or those to which you don’t really want to know the answer.